youre a masturbator? masturLATER i have no time for sinners
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
if u make ur hot chocolate with water when milk is available dont associate with me
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
